my history crush is john andre, who was an english spy totally…

my history crush is john andre, who was an english spy totally not a spy during the american revolution. he worked with benedict arnold except that he was acting under orders instead of just deciding to be a spy, and when he got caught he was hanged even though he asked to die in literally any way that wasn’t being hanged. he was also super smart and spoke 4 languages, drew, made cut-out silhouettes, painted, was super charismatic and all-in-all a severe heart throb